Me

I admit it. I go to the library to study so asto check out the hot guys in the periodical section. I mean it's either that or dwell on how my supposed boyfriend is such an insenstive jerk. So, yes. Library hotties. Now my top ten list:

Things to Piss Off the Stupid Library People

1. Eat carrots. Loudly.

2.Tap your fingers extra loud as you type.

3.Mumble while staring distantly at the ceiling.

4.Squint at people for disturbingly long periods of time as you try to figure out whether they're cute or not without the aid of your glasses.

5. Every once in a while forget you're in the library and groove along to ITunes.

6.Snort like a horse whenever anyone says anything remotely funny on MSN.

7. Just generally look pissed off

There you have it. How many of the above I do, you can guess.