Toronto

So after the unfortunate GREEN INCIDENT, I dyed my hair black again. Toronto was amazing, lots of shops, the entire city just REEKS of money. It's honestly how NY should be, rich but not crowded, noisy but not oppressive. Though I have to admit the Toronto accent grates on my ears. I associate it with girls in Uggs, UGH. My friend has this mnetaphor for Montreal and Toronto: Montreal and Toronto are two brothers. Montreal is the direputable, partying, no-good of the family while Toronto? He's an accountant.

And that's Toronto for you. Met one interesting lady in Toronto, Catherine who brought all the brands from Europe to Canada. Chanel, Versace etc. She's 60 and has a presence. Teased blonde hair, big silver earrings and a mink coat. Russian I think. I of course, pumped her for gossip about Lagerfield but all she said was that his head was too big for his body the poor man. Let that be a warning to you Faliq!! Extreme dieting, BAD. She seemed really interested in Gwen's underwear idea so hopefully that'll pan out for Gwen...