Auntie Helen kiss my ass

Here's conclusive evidence that my family is crazy. I found out this year I have a niece right. I have a 30 year old stepbrother who lives in Toronto which my parents mentioned briefly when I was younger but I didn't take seriously till now.

Now, NOW however my dad wants me to visit him. He's married to a....exotic dancer and the marriage is on the rocks. So he wants me to visit my niece and be there for her because it seems she might just be living with her dad only in the near future....I can deal with that.

What I can't deal with is that her name's Trixie and her mom dances for a living. What's next, I'm going to find out my grandparents were snake-charmers??? GAHHHHHHHH

Life of the petty bourgeoise that's me